My dash is nearly as messy as my life- enjoy
Australian - 25 - She/Her
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
avg day on late Web 2.0
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whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling
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Forbidden cheese
potion of donald duck noises
Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!
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I think it would be cool to see a Jewish redeemed villain character where part of their redemption is asking for forgiveness on Yom Kippur
I would love to see a Jewish character redemption arc that is a proper teshuva narrative.
#the congregation finishes the standard vidui but then everything pauses because the villain is still going#with ever more specific sins that they know they’ve committed#and gradually the crowd begins to join in with them again on the endless list to show that they’re all one community no matter what#WE have assassinated princes WE have broken down city walls WE have overrun kingdoms with the creatures of darkness#and hearing that acceptance means more to them than anything else that day and keeps them able to stay on the derekh going forward
The villain breaks down weeping as they circle their most shameful acts. The community calmly waits for them. After the service, an old woman brings them a small plate of homemade tea biscuits. A man brings hibiscus lemonade. A new bat mitzvah holds out a date, in the process of chewing another.
The villain accepts all of these things and dutifully eats them. They will stay on the derekh, for these people if not for themself.
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BONUS:
GOOD OMENS | 2.02 THE CLUE
If you’re going to invoke fiction, you might as well do it properly.
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funniest shit for grrm to pull in twow?
jon snow stays dead
euron defeats the others
jaime talks his way out of the stoneheart situation
dany and sansa get married
every single character revealed as a secret targ
cersei falls down the tower of the hand stairs and dies
ramsey dies offscreen of a cold
arya quits the ninja cult to get a bfa in theater
instead of relevant info bloodraven shows bran a montage of blackfyre epic owns
pod gets rhaegal and viserion
See Results
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Baela Targaryen with Dark Sister
For @visenyaism happy birthday 🥳!!
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